We're looking for a potentially old white guy... in Miami?

Angel

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I have a big weekend planned; as in, twins.

Masuka

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I really do need to stab something.

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I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.

Deb

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Scheduling my activities around her Downward Facing Dog could prove challenging.

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Trinity: Confession is good for the soul.
Dexter: All the more proof I have no soul.

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We share everything. Not in a gay way.

Vince

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I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

Vince

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Deb: You can make anything sound perverted.
Vince: It's a gift.

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I know that look. I'm not the only one on a stalk.

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Dexter: He's never taken a child before.
Harry: That you know of. If this is new, it's on you.

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Ever hear of a comb? Looks like you have a cat on your head.

Deb

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