Popular Dexter Quotes
Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.
That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.
He doesn't need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.
S--t a brick and f--k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.
Deb
If that's the watch Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.
I mean, that guy's clearly a freak, but I don't know him.
Lumen [on Vince]
Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.
I've never been around so many people who made me feel normal. [Pause] Really normal.
Jordan promises change, but he also accepts credit cards.
If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?
Deb
Dexter (thinking to himself): Jordan is one tough nut to crack.
Jordan (out loud): You're one tough nut to crack; you know that, Dexter?
Dexter (still thinking): I wish he'd stop doing that.
Lumen: Share something with her - what you did when you were her age.
Dexter: I killed the neighbor's dog.
Lumen: Well, don't tell her that.
