Doctor Who
Saturdays 9:00 PMPopular Doctor Who Quotes
The Doctor: No castles, no damsels in distress, no such thing as Robin Hood! [arrow pierces the TARDIS]
Robin Hood: You called?!
Robin Hood: Whatever it is, you bony rascal, I'm afraid I'm must relieve you of it.
The Doctor: It's my property. That's what it is.
Robin Hood: Don't you know all property is theft to Robin Hood?
The Doctor: You can't be serious.
Robin Hood: I am many things, sir, but I am never that. Robin Hood laughs in the face of all! Ah ha ha ha haaaa!
The Doctor: Do people ever punch you in the face when you do that?
Robin Hood: Not as yet!
The Doctor: Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?
The Doctor: Ahh. All these diseases. If you were real, you'd be dead in six months.
Allen of Dale: I am real.
The Doctor: Bye.
Stop. Laughing. Why are you always doing that? Are you all simple or something?
The Doctor
Clara: When did you stop believing in everything?
The Doctor: When did you start believing in impossible heroes?
Clara: Don't you know?
Robin Hood: If you had not betrayed me, I would have been triumphant.
The Doctor: You would have been a little puff of smoke and ashes. [Robin HAs] You would have been floating around in tiny little laughing bits in pieces in people's goblets!
Robin Hood: Balderdash! Oh HA!
The Doctor: Oh right, here we go, it's laughing time.
Robin: Well, you amuse me, grey old man.
The Doctor: But he's not real. He's a legend!
Robin Hood: Too kind. And this legend does not come alone!
Question -- why do we talk out loud even when we know we're alone. Conjecture -- because we know we're not.
The Doctor
Rupert: He took my bedspread.
The Doctor: Oh, the human race. You're never happy, are ya?
She looks like a lot of things, because her face is so wide. She needs three mirrors.
The Doctor
He's not going to the Academy, is he? He'll never make a Time Lord.
Man
I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.
Oswin
