At the end of everything, one must expect the company of immortals.

Ohila

We're on Gallifrey! 'Dead' is just Time Lord for 'man flu'!

The Doctor

The Doctor is back on Gallifrey, after four and a half billion years. What do you *think* he's going to do?! He's stealing a TARDIS and running away. [A TARDIS materializes around her.] Bye!

Clara

Four knocks. It's always four knocks.

The Doctor

Tomorrow's promised to no one, but I insist upon my past! I am entitled to that!

Clara

Never be cruel, and never be cowardly, and if you are, always make amends.

The Doctor

Why? Why does everyone think I'm so scared? We all face the raven in the end.

Clara

[to the TARDIS] You are a time-space machine! You are a VEHICLE! I've never asked you to cheer me up with hologramatic ANTLERS!

The Doctor

River Song: If either of you ever use my name again, I'll remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?
The Doctor: Which alphabet?

River Song: I'm your wife!
King Hydroflax: You planned to murder me!
River Song: Don't change the subject!

'Sonic trowel'? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?

The Doctor

Tell me, were you born boring, or did you have to work at it?

River Song

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.