Doctor Who
Fridays 9:00 PMPopular Doctor Who Quotes
See, that’s what I’m trying to teach you, Missy. You understand the universe, you see it, you grasp it, but you never learned to hear the music.
The Doctor
That's the trouble with hope. It's hard to resist.
The Doctor
Missy: Hello. I’m Doctor Who. And these are my plucky assistants, Thing 1 and… the other one.
Nardole [long-sufferingly]: Bill, Nardole.
Missy: We picked up your distress call [broad wink] and here we are to help, like awesome heroes.
Bill: Yeah, we’re not assistants.
Missy: Okay, right, so what does he call you? Companions? Pets? Nags?
You’re probably handsome, aren’t you? Well, congratulations on your relative symmetry.
Missy
Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space known only as Doctor Who. These are my disposables, Exposition and… Comic Relief.
Missy
The Doctor [about Missy]: She’s the only person I’ve ever met who’s even *remotely* like me.
Bill: So, more than anything, you want her to be good?
Nardole: Are you having an *emotion*?
Razor: Do you want the good tea or the bad tea?
Bill: What’s the difference?
Razor: I call one “good” and the other “bad.”
Bill: ...I’ll take the good one.
Razor: Excellent. A positive attitude will help with the horror to come!
Bill: What horror?!
Razor: Mainly the tea.
Hello, Missy. I’m the Master. And I’m very worried about my future.
The Master
Bill: You said… I remember, you said you could fix this. That you could get me back. Did you say that?
The Doctor: I did say that, yes.
Bill: Were you lying?
The Doctor: No.
Bill: ...Were you right?
The Doctor [sadly]: No.
Where there’s tears, there’s hope.
The Doctor
Becoming a woman’s one thing, but have you got… empathy?!
The Master [to Missy]
The Master: When I landed here… I had trouble taking off.
Missy: The black hole?
The Master: Too close to the event horizon.
Missy: And you screwed up. You went too fast.
The Master: I blew the dematerialization circuit.
Missy: Which reminds me, a funny thing happened to me once.
The Master: What?
Missy [throws the Master up against the wall]: A very long time ago, a very scary lady threw me against a wall and made me promise to always, *always* carry a spare dematerialization circuit! [beat] I don’t remember much about her now [pulls out a dematerialization circuit] but she must have made quite an impression.
