Listen, you are all very, very angry. And really, you’re just scared. But for now, would you mind awfully just jumping out of your skins and allowing Nardole and I to escape in the confusion?

The Doctor

• Permalink: Listen, you are all very, very angry. And really, you’re just scared. But for now, would you...
• Added: June 18, 2017

Nardole [about a crow]: But it *talked*!
The Doctor: Well, of course it did. It’s a crow. All crows talk.
Nardole [taken aback]: Well, they don’t talk in the *future*!
The Doctor: Of course they do. Human beings just stopped having intelligent conversations with them, and they all took a bit of a huff.
Nardole: Crows in the future all in a huff?
The Doctor: Of course they are! Haven’t you noticed that noise they make? It’s like a mass sulk!

• Permalink: Of course they are! Haven’t you noticed that noise they make? It’s like a mass sulk!
• Added: June 18, 2017

Five thousand Roman soldiers. Eyes peeled. They must have left some kind of mark on the landscape -- burning huts, slaughtered locals, sweetie wrappers.

The Doctor

• Permalink: Five thousand Roman soldiers. Eyes peeled. They must have left some kind of mark on the...
• Added: June 18, 2017

To die in battle is the way of the warrior.

Iraxxa

• Permalink: To die in battle is the way of the warrior.
• Added: June 11, 2017

There’s no setting for wood! Why is there still no setting for wood?

The Doctor [about his sonic screwdriver]

• Permalink: There’s no setting for wood! Why is there still no setting for wood?
• Added: June 11, 2017

Well, I daresay the British Army is more than a match for a bunch of upright crocodiles!

Catchlove

• Permalink: Well, I daresay the British Army is more than a match for a bunch of upright crocodiles!
• Added: June 11, 2017

Iraxxa: And you! Female! What do you say?
Bill [taken aback]: Me?
Iraxxa: We are both surrounded by… noisy males. I would value your opinion.

• Permalink: We are both surrounded by… noisy males. I would value your opinion.
• Added: June 11, 2017

The Doctor: The simple fact is you don’t belong here. The sooner you get off this planet, the better.
Catchlove: “Don’t belong here”? We’re British! Mars is part of the Empire now!

• Permalink: “Don’t belong here”? We’re British! Mars is part of the Empire now!
• Added: June 11, 2017

The Doctor: What’re you doing?!
Nardole: Fire, oxygen. Basic physics, innit?
The Doctor: Could’ve been basic *death*!

• Permalink: Could’ve been basic *death*!
• Added: June 11, 2017

Bill: If there *are* people here, why would they bother writing messages on the surface of the planet?
The Doctor: State visit, patriotic fervor… rogue graffiti artist…

• Permalink: State visit, patriotic fervor… rogue graffiti artist…
• Added: June 11, 2017

It’s a five thousand-year-old pyramid. There’s one problem with that, one little problem -- wasn’t there yesterday.

Colonel Brabbit

• Permalink: It’s a five thousand-year-old pyramid. There’s one problem with that, one little problem --...
• Added: May 28, 2017

The Doctor: The end of your life is already begun. There is a last place you will ever go, a last door you will ever walk through, a last sight you will ever see. And every step you ever take is moving you closer. The end of the world is a billion, billion tiny moments. And somewhere, unnoticed, in silence or in darkness, it has already begun.
Bill [outside the TARDIS]: ...Are you talking to yourself in there?

• Permalink: ...Are you talking to yourself in there?
• Added: May 28, 2017