There are two beverages in your world the color of red wine. This is not red wine.

Madame Vastra

Crisis! I think I've been run over by a cab!

Strax

Sir, do not discuss my reproductive organs in front of enemy girls. It's embarrassing.

Strax

Nice name...Clara...should definitely keep it.

The Doctor

One psychopath per TARDIS, don't you think?

River Song

You are creating fixed time. I will never be able to see you again.

The Doctor

I always wanted to visit The Statue of Liberty. I guess she got impatient.

Rory

Rory, even if you got out, you'd have to keep running for the rest of your life. They'd be chasing you forever.

The Doctor

Rory: And will Amy be there?
The Doctor: No.
Amy: How do you know?
The Doctor: Because he was so excited to see you.

Never let him see the damage. And never, ever let him see you age. He doesn't like endings.

River Song

It means, Mr. Grail, just you wait til my husband gets home.

River Song

The angels are predators. They're deadly. What do you want with them?

River Song

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.