The Doctor: The TARDIS is sitting outside.
Clara: So?
The Doctor: So all of time and all of space is sitting out there in a big, blue box. Please, don't even argue.
Clara: [Kisses The Doctor on the cheek] Merry Christmas, Doctor.
The Doctor: Merry Christmas Clara Oswald.

The Doctor: No one ever matched up to Danny, eh?
Clara: There was one other man, but that would never have worked out.
The Doctor: Why not?
Clara: He was impossible.

These are Christmas hats. I've seen people use them. You put them on and absolutely everything seems funny.

The Doctor

I've always believed in Santa Claus, but he looks a little different to me.

Clara

Doctor? If Santa was only in the dream, then why was he on my roof?

Clara

Do you know why people get together at Christmas? Because every time they do it might be the last time. Every Christmas is last Christmas and this is ours. This was a bonus, this is extra. Now it's time to wake up.

Danny

You're wrong Doctor, I didn't die saving the world, I died saving Clara. The rest of you just got lucky.

Danny

He thinks he can join the dream, get her out. Have a little faith.

Santa

I can commit several million housebreaks in one night dressed in a red suit with jingle bells, so of course I can get back into the infirmary.

Santa

The Doctor: Clara, could you fetch me the dead one?
Clara: Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
The Doctor: Oooh. Yes and a punch in the face, too.
Clara: My very next suggestion.
The Doctor: Fair enough.

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: Beardy weirdy?
Santa: Yes?
The Doctor: How do you get all the presents into your sleigh?
Santa: Bigger on the inside.
Elf: Oooooh.

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