Doctor Who
Fridays 9:00 PMDoctor Who Season 8 Quotes
The Doctor: Why?
Missy: 'Cause she's perfect, i'n't she! The control freak and the man who can never be controlled. You'd go to hell if she asked, and she would. The phones ringing Doctor, don't you hear that? Now that's the sound of your chain being yanked. Heel Doctor! Help me Doctor, help me. Help me, Doctor!
What? You think I would give up The Doctor? Don't be daft. I would never, ever give up The Doctor, because he is my best friend, too. He is the closest person to me in this whole world. He is the man I will always forgive, always trust. He is the one man I would never, ever lie to.
Clara
I'm going to kill you in a minute. I'm not even kidding. You're going to be as dead as a fish on a slab any second now all floppy and making smells. But don't tell the boys! This our secret girl plan.
Missy
Hey Missy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Missy! Hey Missy! Ha!
Missy
It turns out the afterlife is real, and it's emptying. Every graveyard on earth is about to burst its banks.
The Doctor
Throw away your guns, man scout. It's all over. How can you win a war against an enemy that can weaponize the dead?
The Doctor
The Doctor: That's your answer for everything, isn't it. Vote for an idiot.
Kate: If you say so, Mr. President.
The Doctor: Oh, don't do that. You look like you're self-concussing, which would explain all of military now that I think about it.
Col. Ahmed: Colonel Ahmed, sir. Privileged to meet you.
The Doctor: Love your outfit, Colonel Ahmed. Are you in the scouts? Are you a man scout? I didn't know they had those.
Clara: Clara Oswald is a cover story, a disguise. There is no Clara Oswald.
Cyberman: Identify.
Clara: Oh don't be so slow, it's embarrassing. Who could fool you like this? Who could hide right under your nose? Who could change their face anytime they want? Ha. See, I'm not Clara Oswald. Clara Oswald has never existed.
Cyberman: Identify.
Clara: I'm The Doctor.
This is it. The darkest day. The blackest hour. Chin up, shoulders back. Let's see what we're made of, you and I.
The Doctor
Do you know the key strategic weakness of the human race? The dead outnumber the living.
Missy
The Doctor: That's a matrix data slice, the Gallifrey hard drive. Time Lord technology.
Missy: Imagine you could upload dying minds to that, edit them, rearrange them, get rid of all those boring emotions ready to be redownloaded. Meanwhile you upgrade the bodies. Download the mind, upgrade the body. Cybermen from cyber space. Now why has no one ever thought of that before?
