Scorpio: We got married at an all-night chapel.
Sammy: Wow. Blackout me is leaving sober me speechless.

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Fallon: "The Anaconda Club?"
Sammy: Why does that sound familiar?
Kirby: It's a strip club.
Fallon: Oh, come on. I married a stripper?

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Jeff Colby: Don't you ever run out of plans?
Alexis: No.

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Kirby: No, no, um, it's actually pretty bad. At least Britney Spears knew who she was marrying in Vegas.
Fallon: Remind me not to invite you to my next bachelorette party.

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• Added: May 08, 2020