This is it, my one shot at keeping my father from wearing a onesie for the rest of his life.

Fallon

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• Added: January 17, 2020

I'm sorry I was a little crabby earlier. You know, it's not every day your mother marries your cousin except maybe in Nebraska.

Fallon

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• Added: January 17, 2020

Fallon: In the meantime, we'll be sure to send the police over to arrest you for attempted murder with a deadly weapon.
Liam: It was a flower pot, Fallon.
Fallon: Yeah, but a deadly one.

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• Added: January 17, 2020

You change your loyalty as often as you change your face.

Blake

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• Added: January 17, 2020