For future reference. When I say I agree with you, it means I'm not listening.

Sherlock

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Joan: [To Sherlock] I'm going to miss this, working with you. I think what you do is amazing.
Later On...
Sherlock: [To Joan] I'm going to miss this, working with you. I think what you do is amazing.

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You named a bee after me?

Watson

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I'm Sherlock Holmes, I am a temporarily suspended consultant for the NYPD. This is Joan Watson and she keeps me from doing heroine.

Sherlock

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Gregson: I've been a cop for 30 years, I carry a gun.
Watson: And a penis.

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Watson. OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!?! Ty I'm going to have to call you back.
Sherlock: You're right about a stress relief, I felt like Jimi Hendrix for a second there.
Watson: You didn't have to do that?
Sherlock: Ty, funny name that, noun, verb, nationality, food.

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Sherlock: I will never allow any harm to come to you, not ever.
Joan: You can't promise that.
Sherlock: And yet I did.

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Watson: Do you close yourself off to people, deny yourself things that might bring you pleasure? Not because it makes you a better investigator but because it's some sort of penance?
Sherlock: Penitence?
Watson: For what happened in London? Being addicted? I don't know, it just occurred to me that it might something someone would do and not even know it.
Sherlock: You always know it, Watson. If you didn't, it wouldn't be penance.

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Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

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Sherlock: Has anyone heard the theory that the CIA created crack cocaine?
Joan: I have
Sherlock: I started that.

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[To Sherlock] I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.

Watson

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Sherlock: Which is why I am considering possibility two.
Watson: [looks at board] It's blank.
Sherlock: Possibility two has stubbornly refused to reveal itself.
Watson: Well keep staring at the wall, I'm sure it's hiding in there somewhere.

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