Elementary
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If you're going to wallow you have to do it in the privacy of your own room.
Sherlock
My name is Moriarty. I believe we're overdue for a chat
Moriarty
These locks, you put them in some special order the other day, right? [Knocks over locks] Do it again.
Joan
Watson: I notice you don't have any mirrors around here.
Holmes: What is that supposed to mean?
Watson: That you know a lost cause when you see one.
Sherlock: What are you doing?
Watson: Depriving you of all stimuli; time for you to get some sleep.
Sherlock: What? No, no. Right after you solve a case, you're flushed with a success. We should double down with work.
Watson: We?
Sherlock: You, me, Angus, some combination of the three. You already know I favor you.
I'm in a hurry. Shall I select your undergarments as well?
Holmes
Sherlock: This is personal
Joan: I could say the same thing.
Joan: As someone once said, once you eliminate the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Sherlock: Sounds like a windbag.
Sherlock: She died.
Watson: Irene?
Sherlock: We were quite close, I did not take her passing well.
Sherlock: Bit of a letdown actually, I think I could have gotten 20 times my normal rate.
Watson: What is your normal rate?
Sherlock: Oh. I don't have one, remind me to make one up before we leave.
Sherlock: We can tell my father I've hit a bit of a rough patch...
Watson: I took a new job this morning. I'll be starting next week after you and I wrap up.
Sherlock: I see... I'm usually quite good with deductions.
Watson: You okay?
Sherlock: My dear Watson, when ever am I not?
You're the smartest man I know..... [No response from Sherlock] Waiting for you to chime in and say that's ridiculous.
Joan
