If I'm right, this is not the scene of a triple murder, it's the scene of a double murder and an assassination!

Joan

'My dad brokers in global misery' doesn't usually come up.

Sherlock

If anything happens to them, the next time you see me I won't be a cop.

Gregson [to Morland]

You forgot your drain hair!

Joan

Joan: She puts dates in her little love notes?
Sherlock: No, I do.

Moriarty was *not* the Vice President of Inhuman Resources!

Joan

Joan: So there's no one you trust.
Sherlock: I trust *you*.

Well, lack of imagination is an occupational hazard for an apex predator.

Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes. Doctor Watson. What took you so long?

Joshua Vikner

Before you go, look at your hand. Not invisible anymore.

Sherlock

Sherlock [about Moriarty]: That's the first time you've ever paid her a compliment!
Joan: She also has great taste in shoes.

I've seen subtler displays of insensitivity. Do you attend the wakes of all your victims?

Sherlock

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.