Elementary
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Give me some credit, I used to be a surgeon, I wouldn't leave a mess like this.
Joan
I've known the truth Abigail, I've known for 22 years.
Sherlock
Joan: You're going to harass a teenage boy at his fathers memorial while he's mourning?
Sherlock: If he's the killer than he won't be mourning.
Gregson: So your clients statement is: she couldn't kill her husband because she was too busy planning to kill her husband
It doesn't matter when I made the assumption, all that matters is that I was right.
Sherlock
[after whip crack] Cause when you're night ends with a dead man and a chem suit, why not start your morning with a live unfolding of a bull whip.
Joan
I know about poisons Watson, actually all about them. Over the past few years I've come to learn the worst kind, Guilt.
Sherlock
What's up with the nerd brigade?
Joan
I sort of travel in different mathematical circles...
Harlan
Joan: Joey wrote me a letter, telling me it wasn't my fault and that he forgave me.
Sherlock: This isn't the first time he's asking you for money.
Joan: He needed a car...
[To Joan] I want to make sure Joey isn't taking advantage of you.
Sherlock
[To Sherlock] Where's your better half?
Bell
