Elementary
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She [Joan] rebuilds lives from the ground up. A way to measure her success is by how many careers she has rebuilt and the amount of lives she has saved.
Sherlock
Joan: As someone once said, once you eliminate the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Sherlock: Sounds like a windbag.
Mrs. Watson: The other night when you were talking about Sherlock's work, I saw something in you. There was a spark, a sense of excitement. I haven't seen that in you in a long time. You like what he does.
Joan: Yes, okay, I enjoy it but I'm not a detective. I'm almost done working with Sherlock and it's onto another client.
Mrs. Watson: Will the next client make you happy? People find their path in the strangest of ways.
You're the smartest man I know..... [No response from Sherlock] Waiting for you to chime in and say that's ridiculous.
Joan
Before you say anything, I'd like to remind you that I'm holding an axe.
Sherlock
We can talk fees on the way but I am not sure for a job that will only take me one or two hours to solve.
Sherlock
Sherlock: If you must know, the relationship between the Lynch Sister and I is mutually beneficial.
Joan: I don't want to know.
Watson: If there's some place else you have to be..
Sherlock: Not tonight Watson, not tonight.
Watson: I texted you, you didn't have to come.
Sherlock: As I explained the other day. There is nothing more hazardous to my health then boredom.
Watson: Did you get any sleepy last night?
Sherlock: Hard to sleep knowing a psychopath may have ruined two lives from beyond the grave.
Watson: This is new?!
Sherlock: Old data, new location, though it might jar something loose.
That tea you made the other day, could make some more of it?
Sherlock
