Candace, please don't start with your coupon shopping ass.

Cookie

Candace: Listen to me.
Cookie: Get your hands off my fur.

Candace: Well, you can keep keep on counting. I don't do prisons.
Cookie: Bitch.

Shut your dumbass up.

Cookie

Cookie: Hey, why don't we make a bet?
Lucious: Say word.
Cookie: When Hakeem wins, I get to release Jamal's next album through Lyon Dynasty. And if your Freda whack happens to win, you can have Hakeem's.
Lucious: Bet.
Cookie: Bet.

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Hakeem: So you working with Jamal? That's why I can't get you to help me with the biggest battle of my life? The battle for Dynasty?
Cookie: It's not what you think, Hakeem.
Hakeem: How come nothing I do is good enough for you? What makes you love Jamal more than me?

Freda Gatz is a animal. Now I'm not taking anything away from your talent baby, but that is not what you do.

Cookie [to Hakeem]

Jamal: I think it's perfect, Mom. I love working with you.
Cookie: Yeah, I know you do, cause you can feel when it's real. It's only a matter of time before you come on back home with us.

Cookie: You are wasting your time, but see you can't see that because you're blinded by the ass.
Hakeem: I ain't even touch the girl.
Cookie: She must really got you sprung then. She ain't got it, Kem.

Cookie: You know, Lyon Dynasty is right around the corner if you wanna lay something down.
Jamal: Dad would be so pissed. I don't even care. Let's go!

Listen, babe, you are a legit mogul, alright? You don't have to get out of bed to run your dynasty.

Delgado [to Cookie]

Lucious: No, what happened to you, son, is my worst nightmare.
Hakeem: Can't be worse than the nightmare of being your son.
Lucious: I ain't ya mama. Watch how you talk to me.

Empire Season 2 Quotes

Jamal: You need to go visit that man.
Cookie: Did ya'll bother to tell him that when I was rotting away?

Jamal: Bill Clinton is out there.
Cookie: Yeah, he needs to be if he wants his wife to get elected.