Episodes Season 4 Episode 6: "Episode Six" Quotes
Matt: But she's so tight, it's like getting one of the Garfield things off your car window --
Matt: Did I ever tell you my dad was in Korea?
Sean: Oh wow!
Matt: Oh, not the war — the country.
Just tell her she’ll be fine, and imagine that there’s a soundtrack.Mr. LeBlanc
It’s like playing chess with Death, if Death were cranky.Sean
Carol: I kind of have an emergency.
Beverly: Okay --
Carol: I need a pet name for Helen.
Beverly: Right, I think I heard about this on CNN.
Carol: You should get the guy who did Merc!
Beverly: I didn’t know Merc had a heart!
I’m sure everything is going to be okay, and dad is going to come through with flying colors. But in the unlikely event that he doesn’t, hypothetically, what the fuck happens to me?!?Mrs. LeBlanc
I’ve got my sister’s wedding, and that’s a whole other nightmare. She’s in a chair, so there’s figuring out the ramps.Morning
Carol: But I’d rather have that than some guy who doesn't even invite me to his son’s bar mitzvah, but wants me to blow him in his wife’s wedding dress.
Beverly: And were you in the dress or was he in the dress --
Carol: I’m in the wedding dress.
Beverly: Oh, I wasn’t clear.