Favorite Eureka Quotes
Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.
Fargo: Why don't I get to choose my own partner, I am the boss.
Lupo: Out here I'm the boss, [drops rope] jump rope Suzy.
What kind of mathematician can't get to FIFTY!
Lupo
Holly: Just think they will get to see things we have only imagined through probe energy and spectroscopic data.
Fargo: Assuming they live that long. That guy hasn't run for anything since our Warcraft guild elected a new secretary.
Zane: Can I ask you something I can't really talk about with anyone else?
Henry: If it has to do with sexual mechanics while in zero-g... No.
Zane: Not that, although, now I have several questions.
Jack: Do you have her scan?
Henry: Yeah, with a little help from Zane. It shows there is a radical shift in her CTA, cortex telemetric activity [pause].
Jack: Really??? Do I have to ask?
Holly: Have you seen this?
Fargo: I did just give it to you.
Jack: What have you done with my girlfriend, I've seen the brain scans
Allison (Beverly): I knew I shouldn't kiss you, it was just too tempting
Jack: Oh *was it*?!
Shot with my own pulse gun, locked in my own cell! This is so not right.
Jo
Beverly: Zoe, I don't have time for this.
Zoe: Hey Beverly, bite me!
Zoe: Do you love him?
Jo: I don't know.
Zoe: When this is all over.... Find out!
Jack: Should I sit?
Senator Wen: Neah, just stand there and look pretty.
