Favorite Eureka Quotes
Huh, I seem to be conflagrating, weird.
Deputy Andy
Zane: You saw her naked.
Jack: What are you six?
Great, we'll grab the IAG plug it into the BCE and everything will be A-OK.
Carter
Allison: I would like my husband back.
Jack: I'm right here, I'm just better.
Allison: But you've lost the best part of you. Your heart.
Why did that not feel like a first kiss?
Zan
Jack: Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy. So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way maybe......
Andy: Kick'em to the curb?
Jack: Glad we understand each other.
Carter: You were bragging about going on a date with his mom. If you bragged about a date with my mom I would run off in the woods too.
Grant: I will be sure never to tell you about it.
I vote we stop it, lots of buttons! Lots of buttons!
Jack
Come with me if you want to live. (Shout-out to The Terminator)
Fargo
Jo: Andy, can you go out to the launch site and check for crows, they may be acting drunk.

Deputy Andy: Drunk crows, I'm on it!
I scratched the ISS, now they will never let me be an astronaut.
Fargo
Fargo: it says unknown caller, what do you think the roaming charges are in space?
Zane: Answer it!
