Favorite Eureka Quotes
Zane: I bet that felt good.
Allison: It didn't suck.
Jack: We need to borrow one last piece of equipment.
Andy: That sounds dangerously like conspiracy to commit a felony Sheriff.
Jack: It does; dangerously similar, but uh, this might be our last chance to find the crew of the Astraeus.
Andy: If it were my S.A.R.A.H. up there, I would do anything.
Zoe: Dad? Did you just see?
Jack: Yeah, I'll deal with that tomorrow.
Sometimes you can't always be the good guy.
Grant
Holly: Really Doug, a dragon?
Fargo: You weren't here; it had the claws and the wings
Holly: That doesn't change the fact their mythical, as in..mythical!
Fargo: Mythical is just another word for not yet discovered.
Jack: it's ironic, no it's up bionic.. uh ionic...
Zane: Resonator, ionic resonator.
Jack: That was a little unsettling, are you ok?
Grace: Not even close, let's go!
Beverly: If you die in the program...
Jack: You die here, yeah I got it.
Zane: Man, can't we talk about this
Andy: I think we're done talking.
Lupo: Agreed [zaps Andy]. Ready to get out of here?
Zane: You've no idea.
Fargo: What the frakk happened?
Zane: Carter stole my girlfriend.
Fargo: Really?
Carter: No, well yea... ZANE, bigger issues!
We're gonna need a bigger snowball.
Fargo
Fargo: What else could it be?
Holly: Chemical exposure: A big breath of E8 nerve gas and you will be seeing Elvis driving Santa's sleigh being pulled by a team of dragons.
Carter: First we're going to deal with the dragon, then Elvis.
