Favorite Eureka Quotes
I scratched the ISS, now they will never let me be an astronaut.
Fargo
Carter: You did great.
Allison: My ass hurts.
Carter: I'll rub it later, you did great.
Great, we'll grab the IAG plug it into the BCE and everything will be A-OK.
Carter
Fargo: it says unknown caller, what do you think the roaming charges are in space?
Zane: Answer it!
Come with me if you want to live. (Shout-out to The Terminator)
Fargo
[answers phone] Hey Andy, let me guess a quantum run-away something or other... Someone what? I'll be right there..[hangs up the phone] someone robbed A BANK! Yeaaaaaaah!
Carter
Henry: It looks like a liquid nitrogen valve ruptured causing a BLEVE
Jack: Is that French for "Blizzard"
Zane: If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Jack: Yep! You went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?
You're a catch; there are a lot of eccentric geniuses in town that would love to have a shot at you, some of them even women.
Carter
Fargo: I have 2,000 lbs of dragon proof riding on a flatbed truck right now.
Holly: Ok Doug, are you finished?
Fargo: Not until you say it.
Holly Say what?
Fargo: I'm sorry Doug, you were right I was wrong.
Holly: You don't ever want to have sex again do you?
Jack: What do you figure, we going to blow something up or get covered in goo?
Jo: Why are you so pessimistic?
Jack: Really?
Jo: [timidly] Right, I think I'm gonna go with goo.
Jack: I'll go with blow something up.
Jack: Grant.
Trevor: I prefer Dr. Trent Rockwell, sport.
Jack: Seriously. Why did you choose that name?
Trevor: Well, Trevor Grant is so 20th century, don't you think?
