Favorite Eureka Quotes
Holly: Oh! Oh! I remember now! You guys are smart, but the Sheriff is the strong force, he holds it all together.
Zoe: He always does.
Jo: Playing dumb just makes it worst.
Jack: Playing dumb? I AM dumb.
Jack: Andy break open these bars.
Andy: These bars are harden carbon nanotubes, I'm not going to break these.
Jack: Then we do something else... Uh... Dig robot dig!
Allison: Fargo when was the last time you ate, or bathed, or weren't here?
Fargo: My beloved can't leave so I'm not leaving. Don't worry I have plenty of sick days.
Jack: It's the real me; Henry had to jack me in to get at my MP3s
Zane: NPC.
Jack: How long between the switch flipping and the fireball of destruction.
Fargo: I can rig a delay that should buy you 12 seconds.
Beverly: I came to you, is the cell really necessary?
Jack: Oh, let me think.. YES
Maybe we should just bow down to our new fireball overlords while we can. Maybe they will spare us.
Fargo
Look at me, I'm coaching Jenna's T-ball. I totally would do that!
Jack
Henry: We're ready to jack you in... Jack.
Jack: Nice.
Allison: It only records the memories you're willing to share, so think about those.
Jack: See I have seen this before and then the Stay-puft Marshmallow man.. Grrrr, comes Arrrgh down the street, ah... no.
Jack: Why should we trust you?
Beverly: Because today we are on the same side.
