Evil
Sundays 10:00 PM on CBSEvil Season 1 Episode 2: "177 Minutes" Quotes
You know what I like about sex? That moment when you see in her eyes she wants you. Kristen wants you, or when she bites you. Oh my god. Screams like she’s out of her mind. You can’t tell me that from Madeline. You don’t say she screams like a saint; she screams like a fricking steam engine. I’m sorry. Did that distract you? Why don’t you make up your own prayers? Why do you keep repeating that same old crap over and over again? Who’s on first? I’m asking you who’s on first? That’s the man’s name. That’s who's name? Yes. When then who’s on first? Yes. Go ahead and tell me. That’s it; that’s who. Yes.
Townsend
EMT: I’m not religious; I don’t believe in all that stuff, but c’mon, that girl was dead for three hours. I saw her dead.
Acosta: Do you think it was a miracle?
EMT: I don’t know; I don’t like that word, but something happened. You can call it a miracle, you can call it just weird, but something happened.
Kristen: I just don’t understand how God couldn’t choose winners and losers.
Acosta: He doesn’t.
Kristen: But if there are miracles, and some people get them and some people don’t, right, isn’t that problem with miracles? Not that they happen, but they happen to some people and not to others.
Monsignor: How’s the assessment at Harbor Hospital going?
Acosta: The miracle?
Monsignor: That is debatable. You know the priest, Father Augustus?
Acosta: I do.
Monsignor: I’m not sure God uses an alcoholic for his miracles.
Acosta: He used Moses.
George: Bad dream? Try counting sheep.
Kristen: You plague my mind, you’re not even original. You’re from a bad TV show.
George: Bad? Well, that’s just hurtful.
