Evil
Sundays 10:00 PM on CBSEvil Season 3 Episode 3: "The Demon of Sex" Quotes
Sister Andrea: There's a demon in there.
David: There's... what does that mean?
Sister Andrea: It means there's a demon in there between them. It has its hands on their shoulders.
David: I didn't see anything.
Sister Andrea: Because you're not as good.
Leland: So, your goal this week is to get Makob to trade for $135 per coin.
Sheryl: Wait, $135 for what? It's not even real.
Leland: What is real?
Sheryl: OK. This desk, my purse, but not, but not that. I can sell anything, but if it's just there, how do I do that?
Leland: Remember that moment in Working Girl where Harrison Ford says 'make me money, or I'm gonna kill you'?
Sheryl: Mmm. No.
Leland: Well, get Makob up to $135, or I'm gonna kill you.
Ben: I am not depressed! I was diagnosed as culturally derealized by a bunch of 12-year-olds.
Karima: Culturally wh-
Ben: Derealized. It means disgusted with the insanity of reality.
Karima: What insanity?
Beh: Uh, the cases that I am trying to solve that don't make any sense. Photos of angels. A soul-weighing machine. My girlfriend with a twin attached? I try to figure out these cases that don't make any sense, and then we just move on to the next thing.
Oh my God. Are you husband-hunting in nerd Narnia?
Ben
You know who I fantasized about last night? You. You are so hot.
Sister Andrea: It's not going well.
Kristen: What's not?
Sister Andrea: Your counseling. The demon's larger. It's in control.
Kristen: Sister, I need to do what I do.
Sister Andrea: I know. But do it better.
