Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 1 Episode 8: "Dia de los Vivos" Quotes
Elena: So, did your friend come?
Javier: Yeah.
Elena: And did you say what you needed to say?
Javier: Not exactly, but she said what I needed to hear.
Mel: Longer than a lifetime...
Ruby: And more than all the world. I love you, Mel.
Can I make a confession? I miss us being us. I like those old people with the creaky knees.
Mel
Mel: Do you know when I get the absolute maddest at my wife?
Jasper: Tell me.
Mel: It's when I know that she's right.
Jasper: I don't set out to do wrong, Mel. Wrong just seems to find me. I think it's because I'm so dang charming. People just want to give me things, and I took advantage of that.
Mel: Well, that's no excuse for being an ass.
Danny: Hey, I need to know. This going to get all mushy and stuff?
Javier: Yeah, it's possible.
Danny: Mm-hm. Well, then we're going to need beer.
Javier: But, Danny...
Danny: Mmm? Beer first. Mushy talk later.
Mel: I'm in a fight with my wife.
Jasper: Well, I'm in a fight with God, but She's giving me the silent treatment.
Ramon: I get it. Just like you held my future in your hands for so long, now I hold your eternal future in mine?
Jasper: Yeah, that about sums it up.
Ramon: Heh. Looks like you're screwed.
The road to Hell is not actually paved with good intentions. In reality, it's paved with lies.
Elena
This is not the highway to heaven.
Elena
Jasper Dawson, where are your manners? Where I'm from, we say that you are a man by birth, but you're a gentleman by choice.
Jasper
