Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 2 Episode 2: "Hurricane Helene/The Bachelor Party" Quotes
Helene: My fantasy is to find him.
Ruby: Your father?
Helene: My biological father. Y’know, with my mom gone, I just feel kind of untethered. I want to be connected to something. Like, what if I need a kidney?
Ruby: You know what? I’ll plan Mateo’s bachelor party.
Roarke: That seems like the opposite of what’s going to make you feel better after a break-up.
Ruby: Well, maybe basking in somebody’s joy will be good for me.
Roarke: Okay, but no strippers.
A fantasy is a journey. One that will take you to unexpected places where you’ll learn unexpected things.
Roarke
Roarke: Know what I think you need? Closure. When I had to end things with James, I gathered everything that reminded me of him, then I had a ceremony and I released it. Maybe you should do the same thing.
Ruby: I don’t know. Sounds a little woo-woo-y.
Roarke: Well, we do live on a magical island.
Helene: Ok, so you’re absolutely sure you did not have sex with a blue-eyed woman in Belize in the middle of a hurricane?
Shawn: I’m sure.
Helene: Can you just give me a percentage? Cause despite this whole bro vibe, you seem like solid dad material.
Shawn: Hundred percent. I only had sex with a woman once. Bethany… Willen. Michigan, brown eyes, snowing. And I only did it to confirm I don’t want to have sex with a woman twice.
Shawn: You’re smart for a Gen Z brat.
Helene: Maybe I’m just here to drop some Gen Z wisdom on your scaredy-cat millennial butt.
Fantasy Island delivers fantasies, not fairy tales. What you want and envisioned may be different from what you need.
Elena
