Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 2 Episode 3: "Paymer Vs. Paymer" Quotes
Roarke: Welcome to Fantasy Island, and happy anniversary! Thirty-four years!
Dutch: And it only feels like seventy.
Ruby: Maybe you could use your time here getting to know each other again.
Dutch: Oh, we know each other.
Dolly: Oh, I know every thought, sound, and smell this man can make.
Roarke: And the rings are off.
Ruby: Wow. Marriage goes poof, just like that?
Roarke: We’ll see. People steer their own futures, even here.
And as the sun rose, dripping from the sea / The truth shone there, in front of me / That farther from the sky from land / Is the gap between two grains of sand.
Dolly
Dolly: It’s supposed to be about how sometimes, the thing you want is closer than you realize.
Dutch: Right. And yet that doesn’t make it any easier to find.
Ruby: I put back on my wedding ring just to signal to the world that I am done. I mean, what’s the point?
Helene: Yes! Yes, yes, what is the point is very twenty-something.
Ruby: Yay. Cheers to nihilism.
Welcome to This is Your Marriage, the game of malicious assumption.
Host
Elena: Good morning!
Ruby: Mmm, that is your opinion. And can you please turn the sun down a notch? What is the point in having a magical island if it doesn’t have a dimmer?
Is their marriage a source of mutual strength … or a handcuffed march to the grave?
Host
