Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 2 Episode 11: "Peaches & The Jilted Bride" Quotes
Ruby: Why does she keep ghosting me?
Elena: I don’t know, Ruby. But my advice? When someone shows you who they are, you believe them.
Elena: So what can the Island do for you, Laura?
Laura: Well, I’ve never felt more alone. Or unloved. So, my fantasy would be to feel loved. Completely.
Elena: I understand. Completely.
Melanie: Our daughter is in pain. Will you stop thinking about money? You cannot put a dollar figure on emotional trauma.
Arthur: Well, I remember yours having a pretty specific one.
Laura: I told you what they were like. I mean, they’re pretty much the entire reason you exist.
Peaches: But I was just thinking maybe you were exaggerating. You know, we were kids. And sometimes kids are dramatic. But now I see that they’re really, really bad.
Laura: You, just go away. I don’t need to take advice from somebody who still fantasizes about kissing Justin Timberlake.
Peaches: Like you don’t!
You walk around here in your white suits and your cryptic words of wisdom, but you’re a liar!
Ruby
Elena: Okay, listen, I’ll tell you. It means, ‘When frogs grow hair.’ Really? You’ve never said that?
Javier: No. Crazy sayings on magic islands? No, no, no. That’s Roarke territory.
Laura: If I ever want to have my own life, and I want to share it with somebody that I love, I need to learn to create boundaries with my parents. What if I can’t?
Peaches: Hey, you were the only girl in the sixth grade who knew all the words to Salt ‘n’ Pepa’s ‘None of Your Business’ without messing up. If you can do that, you can definitely do this.
Javier: I’ve been thinking about what you told me about Ruby.
Elena: Yeah?
Javier: About how you stepped in, tried to protect her even though she didn’t ask you to or want you to.
Elena: Well, it was a unique situation.
Javier: Was it?
Javier: At some point, something happened and you decided that I needed space to get to know Helene. So you took yourself out of the equation.
Elena: It’s much more complicated than that. There was a time loop…
Javier: There’s always a damn time loop. Or quicksand. Or magic mirrors. Or mermaids. That’s part of the deal being with Elena Roarke. Believe me, I get it. And I love it. But I’m not a guest. Neither is Ruby. You don’t get to make decisions for us.
Arthur: Before we go, Laura, honey, you spent your whole life trying to prove how much you love us, but that’s our job.
Melanie: And we’re going to try to stop sucking at our job.
