Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 2 Quotes
Sometimes the wrong door has to close so we can move through the right one.
Elena
We had nothing, but you gave me everything. It was magic.
Alexis
You’re exactly the kind of person I need around me. You’re a bold disrupter. And disruption is what will keep us relevant.
Julia
Courtney: Give me a pep talk. I’m so nervous. Tonight’s make-or-break.
Alexis: You are a badass, boss-babe, superwoman!
Courtney: I am.
Alexis: You’re going to murder this dinner!
Courtney: Murder it.
Alexis: I love you. Call me later.
Arthur: Before we go, Laura, honey, you spent your whole life trying to prove how much you love us, but that’s our job.
Melanie: And we’re going to try to stop sucking at our job.
Laura: If I ever want to have my own life, and I want to share it with somebody that I love, I need to learn to create boundaries with my parents. What if I can’t?
Peaches: Hey, you were the only girl in the sixth grade who knew all the words to Salt ‘n’ Pepa’s ‘None of Your Business’ without messing up. If you can do that, you can definitely do this.
Javier: I’ve been thinking about what you told me about Ruby.
Elena: Yeah?
Javier: About how you stepped in, tried to protect her even though she didn’t ask you to or want you to.
Elena: Well, it was a unique situation.
Javier: Was it?
Elena: Okay, listen, I’ll tell you. It means, ‘When frogs grow hair.’ Really? You’ve never said that?
Javier: No. Crazy sayings on magic islands? No, no, no. That’s Roarke territory.
Laura: I told you what they were like. I mean, they’re pretty much the entire reason you exist.
Peaches: But I was just thinking maybe you were exaggerating. You know, we were kids. And sometimes kids are dramatic. But now I see that they’re really, really bad.
Elena: So what can the Island do for you, Laura?
Laura: Well, I’ve never felt more alone. Or unloved. So, my fantasy would be to feel loved. Completely.
Elena: I understand. Completely.
Melanie: Our daughter is in pain. Will you stop thinking about money? You cannot put a dollar figure on emotional trauma.
Arthur: Well, I remember yours having a pretty specific one.
Laura: You, just go away. I don’t need to take advice from somebody who still fantasizes about kissing Justin Timberlake.
Peaches: Like you don’t!
