Arthur: Before we go, Laura, honey, you spent your whole life trying to prove how much you love us, but that’s our job.
Melanie: And we’re going to try to stop sucking at our job.

Elena: So what can the Island do for you, Laura?
Laura: Well, I’ve never felt more alone. Or unloved. So, my fantasy would be to feel loved. Completely.
Elena: I understand. Completely.

Javier: At some point, something happened and you decided that I needed space to get to know Helene. So you took yourself out of the equation.
Elena: It’s much more complicated than that. There was a time loop…
Javier: There’s always a damn time loop. Or quicksand. Or magic mirrors. Or mermaids. That’s part of the deal being with Elena Roarke. Believe me, I get it. And I love it. But I’m not a guest. Neither is Ruby. You don’t get to make decisions for us.

Seth: [Three years] is how long we’ve been trying to have a baby.
Natalie: First, we tried the usual way. Then IUI. Then medicate IUI. Then IVF.
Elena: That’s a lot.
Seth: I’ve stabbed her so many times, I’ve lost count. That sounded weird.

Elena: Hydrating. Always good.
Javier: Can’t be too hydrated.

Now, sit your asses down. We’re going to finish this.

Elena

Natalie: Don’t tell me to calm down. You ruined our fantasy.
Lou: Well, you’re ruining ours! There’s a hole in one waiting for me out there, and poor Vivian has barely had time to enjoy her tree.
Natalie: Wait. The tree? We came here for relief from the devastation of watching our entire vision of our future fall apart and you came for a tree and golf?
Lou: Don’t judge our fantasies.
Natalie: Oh, I’m not going to judge them. I’m going to destroy them.

Natalie: Lou doesn’t make any decisions in your home.
Vivian: Excuse me?
Natalie: The only decision he ever made was to marry you and you haven’t let him make another one since.

Here’s the thing. Are we going to spend the rest of our lives remembering? Or are we going to spend the rest of our lives living?

Lou

Keep an eye on those four. I’d like for all of them to make it off the Island alive.

Elena

It’s a new chapter for us, not the end of the book.

Lou

Sorry. Didn’t mean to be talking about how great your ex-boyfriend is. I’m sure he has many flaws.

Ruby

Fantasy Island Season 2 Quotes

They think they’re holding each other up, but I’m afraid they are holding each other back.

Roarke

Andi: Do you have any pets?
Roarke: Well, I had a dog. Sort of. His name was Mr. Jones.
Andi: Did he pass?
Roarke: No, no, no. He reconnected with his wife and moved back to the mainland.