Lorne: I'm a minister apparently.
Postal Worker: Sir?
Lorne: You have a blessed day.

Postal Worker: This is highly irregular.
Lorne: No. Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

I keep asking myself. Who could have done a thing like this?

Lester

Fargo Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

I keep asking myself. Who could have done a thing like this?

Lester

Postal Worker: This is highly irregular.
Lorne: No. Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.