Jesus Christ, you mongrel. Just shoot these two and get me to a fucking hospital.

Dodd [to Hanzee]

If I kiss you when we meet, would that be inappropriate?

Mike Milligan

You gotta stop stabbing him!

Ed [to Peggy]

Peggy: Professional, you said?
Hanzee: Yeah. Tired of this life.

I have heard of you before. And may I say, brother... I like your style.

Mike Milligan [to Ed]

Think or be. You can't do both.

Peggy's hallucination

Are we gonna talk? Or are you just gonna quote the thesaurus at me?

Simone

You're a shit cop, you know that, right?

Lou [to Ben]

It doesn't matter what you mean. It's what you do.

Bear

If I'm goin' to the noose, I'm goin'. But I am done lying down for men.

Simone

Different roads, same destination.

Floyd

This family? Deserves the ground.

Simone

Fargo Season 2 Quotes

Rye: Well, you know, maybe I needed it for me. For something I--
Dodd: No, you earn for the family, not for yourself.
Rye: Yeah but you're the oldest, and then there's Bear, and that's the throne. What am I ever gonna be except the kid you send out for milk?
Dodd: You're a Gerhardt.
Rye: That's like Jupiter telling Pluto, "Hey, you're a planet, too."

Crew member: This is the actual field, they tell me.
Native American extra: What?
Crew member: This is the actual battlefield. Massacre at Sioux Falls. I think three hundred of your people -- braves -- died here, what, a hundred years ago?
Native American: I'm from New Jersey.
Crew member: Sure but... yeah, you're an Indian, right? So... that's gotta be, uh...
Native American: Gotta be what?
Crew member: No, I'm just saying, this battle... was the last big battle before the end of the-- Then what came after... Look, I'm a Jew so believe me I know tribulation.