Fargo Season 2 Quotes

The jackboots are upon us.

Karl

But now, now I must bid you all adieu, admonish you to watch your proverbial butts, for I shall be back with the sledgehammer of justice, prepared to lay Joseph waste on these four walls! If you so much as touch a hair on my client's--

Karl

Out of my way, tool of the state! For I am come to comfort and counsel my client, even as you seek to prison him.

Karl

Karl: I am sound in mind and body and ready to run circles around the inferior minds of the Rock County Sheriff's department.
Sonny: Lou's a state cop, Karl.
Karl: Shut up, Sonny. I will need you to drive, however.

Mike: Okay, baby. Any last message for your dad when I see him?
Simone: Yeah. Tell him... "Kiss my grits."

Dodd: Some career advice: A whore's life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-dick sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette. Like a goddamn spent cigarette.

We all got a role to play. You need to take my example. Be a leader. This is our time. No such thing as men's work, women's work anymore. We got just as much right to--

Floyd

Dodd: Or maybe he's in the house and you think I'm stupid.
Hank: Son, I could fill out a steamer trunk with the amount of stupid I think you are but no, that's where he went.

You ask me how come I buy all these magazines? It's because I'm living in a museum of the past.

Peggy

Great Caesar's ghost!

Karl Weathers

This kind of thing didn't work in Westerns and it's not gonna work tonight.

Lou

Life's a journey, and the one thing you don't do on a journey is stay in one place, right?

Peggy

Fargo Season 2 Quotes

Rye: Well, you know, maybe I needed it for me. For something I--
Dodd: No, you earn for the family, not for yourself.
Rye: Yeah but you're the oldest, and then there's Bear, and that's the throne. What am I ever gonna be except the kid you send out for milk?
Dodd: You're a Gerhardt.
Rye: That's like Jupiter telling Pluto, "Hey, you're a planet, too."

Crew member: This is the actual field, they tell me.
Native American extra: What?
Crew member: This is the actual battlefield. Massacre at Sioux Falls. I think three hundred of your people -- braves -- died here, what, a hundred years ago?
Native American: I'm from New Jersey.
Crew member: Sure but... yeah, you're an Indian, right? So... that's gotta be, uh...
Native American: Gotta be what?
Crew member: No, I'm just saying, this battle... was the last big battle before the end of the-- Then what came after... Look, I'm a Jew so believe me I know tribulation.

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