You're a little touched, aren't ya?

Hank [to Peggy]

No! None of your bullshit, not today. You'll kill us all, you'll split this family apart.

Floyd [to Dodd]

Kid gets slapped when he's bad. When you're grown, you get the fist. Or the knife.

Dodd [to Simone]

Every generation has their time.

Ronald Reagan

That's what people do! They figure things out, stay together, make it work.

Ed [to Peggy]

Me, on the other hand... I'm an optimist. So when I see this, I don't think the sky is falling. I think that, sir, is the sound of opportunity knocking.

Mike Milligan

My mother could find the cloud in every silver lining.

Mike Milligan

Karl: If you get the chance, ask him if it's true that Joan Crawford had crabs.
Lou: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

Son of a bitch is charismatic, I'll give him that.

Karl

Kill the king, be the king. That's the world. If you're feeling sour about it, write a letter to Napoleon.

Mob boss [to Otto]

Lou: I think you got the real pill.
Betsy: Yeah? You hope or you think?
Lou: We're just out of balance.
Betsy: You and me?
Lou: Whole world. Used to know right from wrong. Moral center. Now... You should go in to bed. I'm gonna sit out here for a while. Make sure we're, I don't know... safe.

It's war.

Floyd
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Fargo Season 2 Quotes

Rye: Well, you know, maybe I needed it for me. For something I--
Dodd: No, you earn for the family, not for yourself.
Rye: Yeah but you're the oldest, and then there's Bear, and that's the throne. What am I ever gonna be except the kid you send out for milk?
Dodd: You're a Gerhardt.
Rye: That's like Jupiter telling Pluto, "Hey, you're a planet, too."

Crew member: This is the actual field, they tell me.
Native American extra: What?
Crew member: This is the actual battlefield. Massacre at Sioux Falls. I think three hundred of your people -- braves -- died here, what, a hundred years ago?
Native American: I'm from New Jersey.
Crew member: Sure but... yeah, you're an Indian, right? So... that's gotta be, uh...
Native American: Gotta be what?
Crew member: No, I'm just saying, this battle... was the last big battle before the end of the-- Then what came after... Look, I'm a Jew so believe me I know tribulation.