You are the Hugh Hefner of wackos.

Jared

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• Added: July 31, 2012

Is this why you went to law school? To bring down fellow lawyers?

Jared

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• Added: July 31, 2012

Saying that Sixteen Candles is a better John Hughes movie than The Breakfast Club? Objectively wrong.

Jared

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• Added: July 31, 2012

Emily: The two of you are being accused of misconduct.
Peter: We win most of our cases through misconduct.

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• Added: July 31, 2012

We fight. We don't run.

Jared

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• Added: July 31, 2012

Never underestimate the power of an apology.

Infeld

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• Added: July 24, 2012

He didn't seem to be the brightest crayon in the box.

Infeld

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• Added: July 24, 2012

I don't think this is going to blow over. I think this is going to blow up.

Damien

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• Added: July 24, 2012

Sex Luther over there. Look at him.

Jared

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• Added: July 24, 2012

Hanna: It's almost impossible to date a man when you're much more successful.
Peter: And snobby.

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• Added: July 24, 2012

Dead men tell no contradictory tales? Is that your strategy?

Jared

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• Added: July 24, 2012

Pindar: I was in a cell.
Infeld: Nasty place. I've been.
Pindar: There was a toilet in the middle of the room. I saw things.

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• Added: July 17, 2012