You always tilt your head like a dog that hears a funny noise whenever you have a secret.

Peter

Yeah, I gotta think you're not on his Christmas card list.

Jared

You phone sex in Latin, really?

Peter

He meant ice queen in a good way

Jared

Physics prevents sex in any position in a SouthCal airlines bathroom.

Peter

First you trample my soul then you steal my girlfriend.

Pindar

I enjoy disappointing you. I'm good at it.

Jared

Peter: What do you want to do?
Jared: I want to kick his ass.

Judge murders rock & roll? It was justifiable homicide. I had to do it.

Jared

Peter: For rock and roll.
Jared: I was going to say justice but OK, for rock and roll.

No blowing before 8am. I don't necessarily agree with that.

Jared

No, we do not have clients in County jail who can take out Dr. Lee.

Peter

Franklin & Bash Season 2 Quotes

We love going to court. We've seen In Justice For All about ten times.

Jared

Your locks are defective too. Does anything that comes out of your factory work?

Peter