Futurama Season 2 Episode 12: "Raging Bender" Quotes
Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling. But it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Fry
Bender: But the crowd loves me.
Doubledeal: Perhaps. But let's see how they feel about your new persona: The Gender Bender.
Billionairebot: You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Faeces Processor.
Doubledeal: Bender, your popularity is slipping.
Foreigner: Sales of your Bender Brand French milk bath soaps are down 20%.
Bender: Howdy, chief. For my next bout, what do you say I fight these two bimbos in some mud?
Doubledeal: Actually, we've decided to go in a different direction.
Bender: What if I told your we wouldn't be fighting in the conventional sense?
Doubledeal: In fact, you're more than popular, you're pure lowest common denominator.
Bender: Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender!
Doubledeal: What, you didn't read the pamphlet? Ultimate Robot Fighting's a scam, kid. It's rigged. It's a secret, so keep it under your head, but the most popular robot always wins.
Bender: You mean I'm not a great fighter? I just won 'cause I'm popular?
Doubledeal: Bingo!
Bender: Woo-hoo! I'm popular!
Bender: Hey, Bender the Offender doesn't need you. Bender the Offender doesn't need anybody!
Fembot: What about us, Mr. The Offender?
Bender: Well obviously I need floozies! Let's roll!
Leela: Bender! You're three hours late. You can't give up on your training now after both of us worked so hard.
Bender: What do you mean, "we"?
Leela: I said "us".
Referee: Versus... The Chain Smoker!
Chain Smoker: I love smoking. And after I win the fight I'm heading straight to your favourite restaurant.
Referee: Presenting Bender the Offender!
Bender: I'm just an ex-con trying to go straight and get my kids back.
You know, I'm also an Ultimate Robot Lover.
I'm gonna open a file of whup-ass on you!
Robot
