Futurama Season 2 Episode 12: "Raging Bender" Quotes
Y'know, I think I he might be dead. I took a life! Woohoo!
Let's commence preparations for rumbling!
Leela: I lost my chance to be a champion. I won't let you throw away yours.
Bender: Leela's right! I don't wanna end up a loser like her. Count me back in!
Leela: That's it. I'll take you on right now.
Fnog: Very well. But, you see, I have the will of the warrior. Therefore, the battle is already over. The winner? Me! Rematch? You lose again! Had enough? I thought so! (Laughs)
No girl has the will of a warrior. You have the will of a housewife or, at best, the schoolmarm.
Fnog
But, Master Fnog, I can beat these dorks with one eye closed.
Leela
Excellent. Bill, Keith, you will go to Junior Championships. Bill, congratulate Keith when he regains consciousness.
Fnog
Crippling pain? That's not covered by my insurance fraud!
Leela: Let me tell you a story from my childhood.
Zoidberg: Oh, again with the orphanarium!
Leela: When I was growing up at the orphanarium, I got picked on a lot.
Leela: No! You've got to do it. I don't care how suicidal it is.
Fry: Hey! How come when I wanna do fun stuff that'll kill me you're against it?
Leela: This is more important than that marble-eating contest, Fry!
Amy: Bender, you can't be an Ultimate Robot Fighter. It's the most brutal form of competition in the galaxy!
Bender: It is?
Farnsworth: There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then later the other robot leaves after being declared the winner.
Bender: Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
Farnsworth: Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonising pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely.
I'm gonna be the greatest Ultimate Robot Fighter ever. Float like a floatbot, sting like an automatic stinging machine!
