Futurama Season 2 Episode 12: "Raging Bender" Quotes
Leela: Ready Bender?
Bender: I was built ready. Gimmee the bell! Gimmee the bell! (Bell rings) Did you hear a noise?
Little: And so ends the chronicle of one of the greatest ever to play the sport.
Foreman: And he didn't look half bad in the tutu.
Little: That he did surely not.
Foreman: What?
Great job, kid. You lost and you made it look almost half real. I want you to have this card good for 10% off at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Doubledeal
I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
Leela
Little: I've not seen a spectacle of this nature in all my years impersonating a sportscaster.
Foreman: It sure was some fight. Interesting side note: As a head without a body, I envy the dead.
Little: No argument here.
You were an excellent student. Too bad I was a lousy teacher
Fnog
Leela: You didn't train Destructor. You're just controlling him like a puppet. I mean, cheating in a fake fight. That's low!
Fnog: Better than being a girl. Like you. You're a girl!
Leela: According to the script, you're supposed to prance out and tickle him with your fairy wand. Instead, I want you to prance out and kick his head off!
Bender: Got it. Large kickle, hold the tickle!
Little: Hello and welcome to a remarkable championship bout. Destructor, a robotic armoured tank, whose very use at battle has been ruled a war crime, versus Gender Bender, who wears a pink tutu. This is Rich Little, imitating Howard Cosell, here at ringside with George Foreman. George, a word in edgewise?
Foreman: This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an 80-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. M-My memory's not what it used to be but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.
Little: Interesting, if true. The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1000-0; a bet of $0 on Bender pays $1000 if he wins. Still, very few takers.
Foreman: It's not-not a smart bet.
Leela: Not Fnog! Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl!
Bender: I'll put on my tutu!
You loved him as Bender the Offender! Now get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality in his new persona... The Gender Bender!
Announcer
I'm gonna open a file of whup-ass on you!
Robot
