Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Fry: (While weight-lifting) Hey, Leela, look who's the super-stud!
Leela: Hmm, somebody must have turned down the gravity. I'll fix it for you.
(Leela returns the gravity to normal)
Fry: Ahh!
Singer: Call Robo-Rooter when you flush your towel.
Plumber-bot: And we can also help with an impacted bowel!
Fry: OK, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
Zoidberg: Ask her to mate with me.
Fry: No. Tell her she's special.
Zoidberg: But she's not. She's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
Fry: Well, tell her that. And then?
Zoidberg: Then mating.
Fry: No. Make up some feelings and tell her you have them. (Zoidberg raises his hand) Yes?
Zoidberg: Is "desire to mate" a feeling?
Fry: You're not even trying!
Fry: (Whispering to Zoidberg from behind a bush) Tell her she looks thin!
Zoidberg: (shouting) You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Edna: Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.
Zoidberg: Well? How do I look?
Bender: Like whale barf.
Zoidberg: Then the illusion is complete!
Fry: Mmm. Mmm! Now this is what I call a thousand years of progress: A Bavarian cream dog that's also self-microwaving!
The gymnasium? Excellent, excellent. For some reason I'm frisky as a squid on Tuesday.
Zoidberg
Amy: Hey, who's up for a nice, hot steam?
Zoidberg: We crustaceans don't like steam.
Zoidberg: Give me that. More weight!
Fry: Hey, Dr. Zoidberg, what's that jazz on your head?
Zoidberg: Enough with the questions. More weight! More! More!
Leela: Maybe you could do more reps with less weight.
I wonder why Dr. Zoidberg is acting this way. Out of all of us he always seemed the most normal.
Leela
Zoidberg: Amy, take off these rubber bands and I'll show you how normal I am!
Amy: Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
Fry: Maybe he has a parasite.
Hermes: Maybe he is a parasite!
