Futurama Season 2 Quotes
URL: Is this the guy?
Barker: Huh? Oh, yeah, that looks like him. Whatever.
Flexo: Wait, but I-
Barker: Take him away.
Fry: Well, you guys might both be losers but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.
Leela: Fry, that's a radiator.
Fry: Oh. Is there a burn ward within 10 feet of here?
Bender: Look! Outdoor theatre! Let's get tickets. Oh, let's do!
Zoidberg: No, it's the ceremony of Claw-Plach, where my species fight to the death over matters of honour. Also whether abbreviations count in Scrabble. They don't!
Fry: So you have to choose a horrible death or a life without sex?
Zoidberg: Yes
Fry: Hmm, tough call.
Zoidberg: I'm confused, Fry. I'm feeling a strange new emotion. Is it love when you care about a female for reasons beyond mating?
Fry: Nope. Must be some weird alien emotion.
Leela: It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.
Zoidberg: Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.
Fry: You and me both, brother.
Farnsworth: We, by which I mean you, will have to rush him to his ancient homeworld, which will shortly erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.
Fry: Oh, baby. I'm there!
Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word invertebrate?
Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in. No need to pack pants, people. Let's roll!
Leela: No offense, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.
Fry: Sack?!
I am normal...ing
Zoidberg
Hey, it looks like Zoidberg's finally coming out of his shell! Get it? Out of his shell! Out of his-ack!
Bender
(Zoidberg hits Bender)
And, Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close. And that doesn't even make sense.
Amy
Fry: Co-ed steam rooms! I love the future!
Leela: Uh, Fry, you're in the women's steam room.
Fry: Ah, futuristic!
Amy: Hey, look what life was like before gene splicing.
Leela: Those poor, 20th century women.
