Galavant Quotes
Richard: Seems like just yesterday I was the worst tyrant this land has ever seen. Life is weird.
Galavant: Yeah, cuckoo bananas. You stay here with Roberta.
Please, you must save him. He's my bestie.
Richard
Settle down tiny tot!
Madalena
I'm just a girl standing front of a boy, over a dead body, asking him to like her.
Roberta
Isabella: You think so, hoe?
Madalena: I know so, prude!
You know us old school knights. We can really only express ourselves through tapestry.
Sir Arnold
Do you really want to die in a battle this ludicrous?
Roberta
Spoken like a true giant! A giant jerk-face that is!
Richard
I smell back-story!
Richard
Perfect pair. A dragon that isn't a dragon and king who isn't a king.
Right you are my King. My mother is a hussy.
Bar Patron
Am I planning a royal wedding or a medical convention?
Wormwood