Richard: Seems like just yesterday I was the worst tyrant this land has ever seen. Life is weird.
Galavant: Yeah, cuckoo bananas. You stay here with Roberta.

Please, you must save him. He's my bestie.

Richard

Settle down tiny tot!

Madalena

I'm just a girl standing front of a boy, over a dead body, asking him to like her.

Roberta

Isabella: You think so, hoe?
Madalena: I know so, prude!

You know us old school knights. We can really only express ourselves through tapestry.

Sir Arnold

Do you really want to die in a battle this ludicrous?

Roberta

Spoken like a true giant! A giant jerk-face that is!

Richard

I smell back-story!

Richard

Perfect pair. A dragon that isn't a dragon and king who isn't a king.

Right you are my King. My mother is a hussy.

Bar Patron

Am I planning a royal wedding or a medical convention?

Wormwood

Galavant Quotes

I suggest you fall. Thanks!

Galavant

King Richard: And then tonight, you will join me in my bed.
Madelena: Yes, my king.
King Richard: Then, we're going to do it.
Madelena: Yes.
King Richard: And we're not just going to sit in bed and open gifts and talk about how much fun the wedding was. Okay? We're. Doing. It."