Spoken like a true giant! A giant jerk-face that is!

Richard

I'm a prop comic, not a dancer.

Jester

We are officially big pimping!

Chef

She's like a sister and not the kind of sister you marry.

Richard

I can't live like the fancy folk.

Gwynne

Relax Chistle-Chin!

King Richard

Progressive for the Middle Ages

I just lost my f#cking castle!

King Richard

He dropped you like a plague rat.

King of Valencia

Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.

King Richard

You never handed me the f#cking amulet!

Chef

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

Gareth

Galavant Quotes

I suggest you fall. Thanks!

Galavant

King Richard: And then tonight, you will join me in my bed.
Madelena: Yes, my king.
King Richard: Then, we're going to do it.
Madelena: Yes.
King Richard: And we're not just going to sit in bed and open gifts and talk about how much fun the wedding was. Okay? We're. Doing. It."