Galavant Quotes
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Gareth
King Richard: Uncle Keith! Dad said you went to the Enchanted Forest and never came out!
Uncle Keith: Other way around kid.
Though as a feminist, I don't quite need him; Where is my Galavant?
Isabella
I do not feel good! Is there a name for when you throw up through your nose?
King Richard
Off with his shirt!
Enchanted Forest Queen
Reading's for morons who can't understand pictures.
Gareth
It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face.
Everyone! I'm going to kill my brother! Drinks are on me!
King Richard
I'm not an animal. I mean sure, I'll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me. But after that, I'm all about a woman's rights. I'm a modern 13th century man.
King Richard
I feel like a kiss with Isabella could just go on forever.
Would you look at that. You didn't have to kill a soul, but you finally got your moment.
Isabella
And now, like every great king that has come before us, we shall choose a champion to fight in our stead while we watch from a safe distance while sloppily eating over-sized turkey legs.
King Richard
