Galavant Quotes
Good lord, Gareth! Do you kiss my ring with that mouth?
King Richard
Isabella: Bandits. If only someone had warned us.
Galavant: Yeah, well, you snore.
You never complained. You never abandoned me. You never spit in my ale. [pause] Right? You’ve never done that?
King Richard: Eunuch, front and center. Help me out, what else did you used to do around here for fun?
Eunuch: Well, we used to have balls.
King Richard: [cracks up laughing] Gareth! Did you hear what the eunuch says? You cannot write this stuff!
Sid: You know the expression, it takes a village?
Galavant: No, I don't think that's been invented yet.
He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can!
The Squires
Any man can get knocked down. The hero is the man who gets back up.
Princess Isabella
Galavant: You know what, Jean? It's 1256. The "your momma" jokes, they're getting really old.
Jean Hamm: So is your momma.
Never start a marriage with a kidnapping. Both of you promise me that right now.
King Richard
Oh, my tummy hurts. That was a long song.
Princess Isabella: And so what if you're still hungover?
Sid: Right! So what if you smell like slop?
Princess Isabella: So what if you've got that pesky little muffin top?
Now, at least begins a true adventure! Epic. Wild. A real butt-clencher!
