Galavant Quotes
Sorry, I can't talk. I'm in hero mode.
Your moment of glory will come, young Galavant. Be patient, be ready, and also, never get married.
Arnold
King Richard: Gareth, I know you’re not a hugger. But if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.
Gareth: Xanax?
Chef: So much Xanax.
Galavant: No. You’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you… might already be dead.
Isabella: What are you going to do?
Galavant: What else? Save the day.
Xanax can help anything.
Xanax
Look around. I live in a castle. And you know what I’ve learned about myself? I really like stuff. I mean, why would I give all this up to get fat and pregnant and grow my own food?
Madalena
Gareth: There should be a standardized system, based on the rotation of the earth, in relation to its position to the sun and the moon.
King Richard: You sound like a witch.
Can’t we just have a normal adventure?
Sid: You know someone should come up with something around the crotch that would just go zip. You could do your business and be done with it.
Galavant: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
There it is. Valencia. How do you think this should go down. Do you think I should save the kingdom and then rescue Madelena? Or do you think I should rescue then save? I just want it to have a dramatic build you know? I mean either way, we’re all gonna live happily ever after.
At least let me change my clothes first. These are gang colors!
Jester
Galavant: Oh for the love of God, in your purse? That’s where you thought no one would look?
Isabella: I put it with my girl supplies. Guys never look there. They must have sisters.
