Settle down tiny tot!

Madalena

I'm just a girl standing front of a boy, over a dead body, asking him to like her.

Roberta

Madalena: Ah! What are you doing?
Gareth: I wasn't proposing, I was doing me boots up!

Please, you must save him. He's my bestie.

Richard

I'm sorry bunny, I suck at war. That's why our kingdom was taken by Richard in the first place.

King of Valencia

I smell back-story!

Richard

Am I planning a royal wedding or a medical convention?

Wormwood

Do you really want to die in a battle this ludicrous?

Roberta

Spoken like a true giant! A giant jerk-face that is!

Richard

Perfect pair. A dragon that isn't a dragon and king who isn't a king.

And a lot of children. Your wife must be so sore.

Richard

Right you are my King. My mother is a hussy.

Bar Patron

Galavant Season 2 Quotes

I do not feel good! Is there a name for when you throw up through your nose?

King Richard

Though as a feminist, I don't quite need him; Where is my Galavant?

Isabella