Wormwood: Another army approaches and under a rainbow.
Madalena: I'm kind of digging his beat.

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• Added: January 31, 2016

I can't believe that's the same guy who cried when he got jelly on his fancy pants!

Gareth

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Will I ever become a hero? Will I wed the girl I love? Am I going to get to touch her boobs?

Young Richard

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Richard: Someone's daughter is going to get a little whoop whoop tonight!
King of Valencia: What the hell is wrong with you?
Richard: I honestly have no idea.

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Men and women of the second season, attack!

Sid

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Looks like we're all together again. Lovely! Our story lines have been much too separated.

Madalena

• Permalink: Looks like we're all together again. Lovely! Our story lines have been much too separated.
• Added: January 31, 2016

Galavant: I didn't tell you to die in a brown fart. The truth is, all I wanted was to come back to you. You're the love of my life and if we survive this, I want to marry you and I want to live by the sea.
Isabella: You had me at brown fart.

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Galavant: Over the last months, I've watched you transform from a boob into a real man. And today you're going to transform into a warrior.
Richard: You said boob.

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Thank you very much. Here all week, unless I die. Thank you!

Jester

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Please, you must save him. He's my bestie.

Richard

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• Added: January 24, 2016

Richard: Seems like just yesterday I was the worst tyrant this land has ever seen. Life is weird.
Galavant: Yeah, cuckoo bananas. You stay here with Roberta.

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• Added: January 24, 2016

I'm sorry bunny, I suck at war. That's why our kingdom was taken by Richard in the first place.

King of Valencia

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• Added: January 24, 2016