You know us old school knights. We can really only express ourselves through tapestry.

Sir Arnold

• Permalink: You know us old school knights. We can really only express ourselves through tapestry.
• Added: January 17, 2016

I'm a prop comic, not a dancer.

Jester

• Permalink: I'm a prop comic, not a dancer.
• Added: January 10, 2016

We are officially big pimping!

Chef

• Permalink: We are officially big pimping!
• Added: January 10, 2016

She's like a sister and not the kind of sister you marry.

Richard

• Permalink: She's like a sister and not the kind of sister you marry.
• Added: January 10, 2016

I can't live like the fancy folk.

Gwynne

• Permalink: I can't live like the fancy folk.
• Added: January 10, 2016

Relax Chistle-Chin!

King Richard

• Permalink: Relax Chistle Chin!
• Added: January 10, 2016

Progressive for the Middle Ages

• Permalink: Progressive for the Middle Ages
• Added: January 10, 2016

I just lost my f#cking castle!

King Richard

• Permalink: I just lost my f#cking castle!
• Added: January 10, 2016

He dropped you like a plague rat.

King of Valencia

• Permalink: He dropped you like a plague rat.
• Added: January 10, 2016

I'm sorry, I didn't actually sleep very well. I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.

• Permalink: I'm sorry, I didn't actually sleep very well. I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.
• Added: January 02, 2016

You never handed me the f#cking amulet!

Chef

• Permalink: You never handed me the f#cking amulet!
• Added: January 02, 2016

Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.

King Richard

• Permalink: Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.
• Added: January 02, 2016